Fort Collins Hash House Harriers

Subtitle

2017 December Hash 

Listen up! It is that time of year....erections! Who does not like a good erection? Don't know how to get an erection or keep an erection? Oh wait, this is not an infomercial on erections, it is erection time for the Fort Collins Kennel. Join FCH3 for their last trail of the year and we will show you an awesome erection ;)

You can nominate others, you can nominate yourself as many times as you want....just let Tiny Penguin Load know before December 29th at midnight. Last minute self nominations accepted right up until the announcement of the new mismanagement.

Adventure awaits you on December 30th, at noon (12/30/2017 at 12:00 PM)

Start is the Tiny Casa and from there we will transport you to an unknown location. (Trail is A-B) ((RSVP))

There will be more than beer and cider on trail, there will be some schwag, there will be some prizes, you will want to be called out for tech on trail. ((RSVP))

What to bring: your beautiful self, your gorgeous virgins, whistles, unicorns, warm socks, ear muffs, a cowboy hat, lingerie, Dr. Suess, wine, new shoes, that ugly sweater that you only got to wear once, what ever else helps you to get an erection, bring it. And just because we promised you an erection, it doesn't mean that you will get wet-but just in case, bring warm clothes and/or change of clothes.

What else to bring? Booze for the booze exchange :)
Bring a wrapped bottle of booze, you can be fancy-you can be plain, just bring something that has a minimum value of $6.69.

There will be food after trail to help you sustain that erection you have long been waiting for. It is always a good idea to bring ID. There is also a "plan B" trail if the weather behaves like it did last year. There will also be no excuse for Tiny Whiney Bitch not to have the hash sh*t on trail.

As always The Tiny's will wine you and dine you and s....crash space is available, the casa is always fur friendly.

Lost, lonely, want to talk about how gluten sensitivity is a real thing, CB1 and CB2 receptors, Opus-anything puffin and penguin related.....

Tiny Penguin Load
970.815.1533

Members Area

Upcoming Events

No upcoming events

Recent Blog Entries

Recent Forum Posts

No recent posts

Newest Members

Recent Photos